If You Can’t Run, Adapt

July 20, 2013

I would LOVE to blame the fact that I didn’t run the whole way on my first 5k on that fact that I dropped a can of baked beans on my toe, but the truth is, I couldn’t run the whole thing because I couldn’t run the whole thing. I did run a LITTLE of […]

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Blue Days, Black Nights

July 14, 2013

Props to Buddy Holly as I stole from him for this blog post title. I don’t know if it’s normal old lady hormones or a lifetime of battling depression in one form or another, but I’ve been circling the drain for a while now. Today is the last day of a four day weekend and […]

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I Got A Crush On You

July 3, 2013

You guys, I wrote most of this blog post DAYS ago. I only had to fill in a few blanks and there it would be. A masterpiece. My BEST. BLOG. POST. YET. I can’t find it. I don’t know what the fuck I did, but it’s not saved anywhere. Yes, I checked that. And I […]

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Vacations, Bird Shit and Lessons Learned

June 11, 2013

My mother emits a frequency that birds find attractive. They seek her out and they poop on her. I swear. My father is a big Disney fan. No matter how poor we were, and we were MOSTLY poor, he found a way to get us to Florida as often as possible.  Every. Single. Time we […]

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Wasted Vacation Day

May 28, 2013

I am nurisng the dark prince of hangovers right now. It’s after 7:00 on a Tuesday night, the last day of my 4 day weekend, and I spent it in bed watching TV while trying to keep my head from falling off my shoulders. I ventured out once for a fast food hangover cure and all […]

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How Low Will You Go?

May 11, 2013

Clean eating people are like Science fiction to me. That is not a criticism of clean eating. I have no doubt that I would benefit from adopting a clean eating life style. I’m still pretty far from that as just last night I actually at a package of those little sausage biscuits that come in […]

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Momma Loves A Tattoo

May 5, 2013

HAHAHAHA… My mother HATES my fucking tattoos. I got my first one 16 years ago and my mother called me a circus freak. I only have three now. I’ve been kicking around this loose idea for around 5 years that it’s time to add another tattoo. I saw a picture a few months ago and […]

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The Girl Who Went Up A Mountain And Came Down Really Fucking Tired

April 25, 2013

Hubs and I had a GREAT weekend last weekend. We visited friends in Tennessee who live in this wonderfully secluded house in the Smoky Mountains. As soon as we get there, I feel the weight of the world slide off my shoulders and roll out into the trees. Unfortunately, the weight doesn’t also just slide […]

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Coming Soon…

April 14, 2013

Do you know what scares me? Dates. Not just any dates, a date a movie is going to come out or a book I’ve been waiting to read. I see the words COMING NEXT SPRING on a movie screen and my first thought is, GREAT. I could be dead by then and miss it. I can’t […]

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So…About Cereal

March 29, 2013

When in the fuck did cereal become such a hot topic? I had no fucking idea there were cereal camps..but there are! My twitter account? All me; other than the articles that go up. Randy takes care of that part. I TRY to read the articles he posts on my behalf. If it’s a Cracked […]

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