I Swear, I Am NEVER DRINKING AGAIN

by Michelle on December 31, 2012

Since we’ve all said this from time to time (And by all of us, I mean me) I thought it would be a nice public service to offer up some hangover cures as tonight is the drinkiest night of the year.

I’ve decided that since it’s the last day of the year, I’m going to be a lazy bitch and get other people to write this post for me. I sent out a shout to all my Twitter people to get their hangover cures.

First of all, let me point out that I am NOT a doctor…in case you wondered… and for all I know these crazy motherfuckers who are giving hangover cure advice may do you more harm than good…so be warned. Cure at your own risk:    hangover

One of my favorite and most fuzzy pseudo kids offers this bit of advice: Drink 8 oz of Gatorade or similar drink before bed and then again upon rising. When you DO get up, do yourself a favor and check out the beer blog he writes.

@SumReesesPieces:  Sleep, veggies and dip, self-molestation, water, lemon-lime soda, burritos, pain reliever, and popsicles (all day).

@NJCondon: Four Advil, a glass of water, a can of Coke Zero, and a pile of greasy pig-based breakfast meat.

@ClarkBar72: we call it 2nd dinner, eating greasy food at 2am.

@PlanetBratfink: It’s been so long since I’ve been hungover… but I DO remember that Vicodin work well!

@Twinklyboo: Drink plenty of water before you go out. Paracetamol and orange juice the next morning.

I have no idea what Paracetamol is. You’ll have to look that one up yourself…

@GavinProbably:  stupid amount of Mexican food and and a Bloody Mary.

I am personally a big fan of the Bloody Mary cure.

@LuluFires: coke & fries from mickey d’s :-).

@jc_maillet: I pop 4 extra strength Advils drink water and pass out.

@Runs4Coffee:  Simplest hangover cure is don’t stop drinking. Comatose is a cure right?

@lynchleaf: If you aren’t too drunk to remember: drink large amounts of water before passing out. You can do this upon waking, as well.

@pjsimmers A.K.A. Favorite Son-In-Law:  I have a friend who swears by B12 for a hangover cure.

@TeriBussart:  staying on an even keel of drunkenness works for me! Happy New Year! :)

@Dolphyngyrl: Drink @nuunhydration and eat a banana before going to bed. Super effective.

@LisaEirene: steam room at gym. Orange juice & cream of wheat. Lots of Aleve.

@causticfly: no matter how bad it is an hour spinning class will get rid of it. The key is being able to get on the bike and not puke.

 

Okay..there you have it…Follow ALL OF THESE and you’ll either be cured or dead. Either way? No more pain. :)

 

I hope your 2013 is filled with fluffy bunnies, cotton candy and multiple orgasms!

 

 

 

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